Did you know that Hades is the richest god? He could buyanything. He has a lot of gold and he could buy Mexico or betterartillery for our country.
Hades is the king of the Underworldand is married to Penelope. Hades can watch the country in hisUnderworld, and if someone breaks a law he can take them to theUnderworld where they will stay for the rest of their lives. Hades already rules the Underworld, don’t you think he can rulethis country? Hades is the choice for President of the USA. Hades could solve a lot of the bad problems. He would knowwhat is going on.
He could move the White House underground andwatch everybody from there. He wouldn’t come up unless he had tocapture a criminal. He would take them underground just like hedid to Penelope. Since Hades is so rich he could just pay for more jobs andgive them to homeless people.
People wouldn’t have to pay fortaxes because Hades would. People wouldn’t have to pay forelectricity because Hades would. He is so rich because he hasall these precious metals and gold. He has a gold chariot thathe and Penelope would ride in so people would know it was him. Hades can have his pet Cerberus, a three-headed dragontailed dog, guard the nations money and other stuff that mightneed to be guarded.
So if anyone tries to rob it, they won’t beable to get through. And for all the people who can’t afford an education, Hadeswill pay for it so everybody is qualified for a job. So if your going to vote, vote for Hades, because he is thebest god for President. Why? Because he can solve a lot ofproblems and he can make this country a better place to live in.
