“” Written by Stu Lyndall
October 27, 2005
NOWHERE, TX- It was a dark and dreary night, in August. When a young man, I
shall not mention his name, was going to a friend’s house. His friend,
Roderick Usher, was a delirious man whose twin sister was about to die. The
young man was coming to comfort Rod as his sister, Madeline died.
The young man was planning to stay for a short time and never knew
that it would be cut any shorter. Once he arrived at Usher’s house, he came
to find Rod very ill, although not terminally. Rod would seem to swing from
life to death at any instant.
Madeline also seemed to contain this condition, although it was never
officially proven. She died a few days after the young man arrived, but
since it had been raining the duo decided to store in the cellar, also to
prevent doctors from trying to dissect her.
After a few days there was a storm. During this storm it is not fully
known what happened, but we have what was thought to have. The young man
was reading to Roderick to calm him. Soon after they began to hear sounds,
Roderick confirms that the young man is not only hearing these
sounds. He states that he thinks he buried Madeline alive. All the sudden
the door bursts open and Madeline rushes in and starts to kill Roderick.
At this point the young man runs out of the house. Just as he does the
house splits into and falls in on itself. He doesn’t remember much after
that except what he said, “I don’t know what the hell happened, but it was
entertaining.” Police reports also state that he tested positive for opium,
heroin, marijuana, PSP, acid, cocaine, and doggy treats. This is what the
Chief of the Nowhere Police Department, “He seemed awfully tired, either
that or he was seriously messed up on something. This is all we know from
these accounts, since the U.S.W.W.T.Y.A.A. is withholding the full facts.