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Snow White’s House Essay

As I’m sure many of you have now realised, Prince Charming has married several people in various stories, the main of which are Sleeping Beauty, Snow White and Cinderella. When these three meet each other at a ball and realise their husband is a disgraceful Trigamist, they plot their revenge… ACT 1 Scene 1- Snow White’s House (Lights up on a fretful Snow white trekking up and down the stage. There is a traditional country cottage scene with table in the middle, 8 chairs surrounding it) Snow White: Oh where could they have got to? I don’t know, I slave all morning making those idiotic shrimps favourite soup and they don’t even turn up! I’m telling you, if they don’t come very soon I swear I’m just going to have to kill myse….

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(Door Rings with Doc at the door) Snow White: Finally, where have you been? Doc: Sorry Snow, I had to finish sorting out Dopey’s Funeral. Snow White: Funeral? Doc: Haven’t you noticed? Snow White: Noticed what? Doc: The fact that strangely, every time you see us there seems to be less and less of us. Snow White: Well, now that you mention it, I suppose so, you’d better come in. Doc: Thanks Snow White: So where are you all, tell me everything, lets start with Dopey. Doc: Right well, Dopey had an unfortunate accident, he wandered out onto the M1 during Rush Hour Snow White: Oh… and Happy?

Snow White: Grumpy? Doc: He was the first to go, We just threw him out! Snow White: Sleepy? Doc: He just wouldn’t wake up Snow White: Sneezy? Doc: He caught Bird Flu. Snow White: And Bashful? Doc: He’s the Prime Minister! Snow White: Like Phoney Blair? Doc: The very same. Snow White: Pity. Doc: Yes. Snow White: Do you still want the soup? Doc: I’d better go to be honest, Dopey needs to be cleaned up. Snow White: Ok then, I’ll see you soon, Bye! (Doc leaves, bumps into Charming on the way out Charming Enters) Charming: Hello Dear (Looking a bit out of breath) Snow White: Where have you been running?

Charming: Oh I just went to Beauty’s House. Snow White: What? Charming: To the Beauty Parlour. Yes. I was err, buying you a present from the beauty parlour. Snow White: Oh how sweet, You know, if you were seeing another woman or indeed women, I would have to do something very very nasty. But that’s not the case at all is it dear? Charming: (nervously) No, not all. (Postman comes whistling on, posts a letter through the Door) Snow White: Oyo, what could this be? (Picks letter up and reads it aloud) Dear Princess Snow White and Spouse, I do cordially invite you to my Royal ball tomorrow at Toad Hall. All the other princesses and their spouses will be there Charming: All the other princesses?

Snow White: That’s what it says (Charming whimpers) Snow White: As I was saying, I do hope you can make it, Lord Toad of Toad hall. Well that sounds like fun. I shall go and find something to wear (She skips off) Charming: Oh God, I need to go and see if Cinders and Beauty have one too. Toodles Snowy darling. (He rushes out) Scene 2 -Cinders House (Scene= Same as Snow White but a bit more royal palace looking. The Ugly sisters are next to their husbands Reginald and Cecil. Cinders is obviously trying to stall time until Charming comes) Bertha: You know, my Reginald is always late everywhere, much less prompt than his richer, handsome, more considerate (Reginald kicks her) OW! Pathetic low life brother.

Cecil: Yes It’s true you know…. Gertha: Shut up Cecil; remember what I said about talking? Cecil: Oh yes sorry. Reginald: Moving on, does anyone know of an Acne, verruca, Athletes Foot, Corn and wart cream all in one? Cecil: Ooh yes, I heard of this stuff that… Gertha: Cecil! Shut up Cecil: Yes dear. (Charming rushes in panting, sees Cinders and runs to greet her.) Charming: Hello dear (Cinders jumps when Charming greets her and looks very relieved) Cinders: Where the hell have you been? Charming: I was… ummm buying you some chocolates. Yes that’ll do. Cinders: Well?

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As I'm sure many of you have now realised, Prince Charming has married several people in various stories, the main of which are Sleeping Beauty, Snow White and Cinderella. When these three meet each other at a ball and realise their husband is a disgraceful Trigamist, they plot their revenge... ACT 1 Scene 1- Snow White's House (Lights up on a fretful Snow white trekking up and down the stage. There is a traditional country cottage scene with table in the middle, 8 chairs surrounding it) Sno
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